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Unless you're a re-re, or you suck off 37 dicks, you should notice that there is no longer a bunch of garble here. Remember a while ago when I said I was going to start archiving the news? Well, its archived. Thats some fun shit right there. Click here to see the old news even though it sucks.

5/13/02-

Ok so I dont know if were even a band anymore. I don't think we are. Yeah, we havent really had the whole band practice in way over 4 months, and I dont plan on having it happening in the near future. Have fun kids. If you really think the band should stay together, let me know at fivefeetfromcool@hotmail.com.

3/19/02-

So it's been 2 months since I've updated the page. Nobody cares anyway so yeah. A practice is happening pretty soon after a long break, so hopefully we'll all have some new ideas in our head, and get some shit written. The movie still doesnt work, and I expect that it will never work again, but the link will stay up there, maybe well do some video of our practices or something. In other news, John's amp is still broken. Thats all there is to put up here so fuck you and goodbye.

1/10/02-

Ok here's some news: It is a new year and we still suck. Yay for us. For some reason the movie on our site no longer works, I'll get right on that.....but probably not, so if you missed it, FUCK YOU. Me (Scott), Zach and Mark Kroos (the dude who delivers the shitty news) are all playing at the T show on SATURDAY, JANUARY 26th (THE SHOW STARTS AT 8 in the PM) BE THERE OR BE SQUARE. On a lighter note we have recently discovered that John needs to have his taint sandblasted. That is the news now folks stay tuned for CBS nightly news with Dan Rather. Oh yeah check out the audio section there's a new song up there. And if you ARE a re-re and you cant find the audio link here is one for you: (LINK FOR STUPID PEOPLE THAT CANT SEE THE LINK ON THE RIGHT)