Ok heres the Bio section of or page. I thought about putting a picture at the top like in all the other sections that says bios, but decided rather than take time and effort to make that that I'd just write this, and guess what....in the time it took me to write this little message, Icould have made that little picture, put it up right here and......yeah you get the point.
Oh yeah, i wrote all the gear shit because im so fucking cool that people actually wish that they were my dad and that they would get to go to a baseball bame and wed get hot dogs. Yo foo, that would be tight.
Lets see who should we start with? Alex?.......oh wait, he's not in our band.
NAME:Scott "Lizard Queen Blue Haired Fuck" Padden
NICKNAME(s):Scoot, Ska-t
BIRTH DATE:5/30/86
JOB (IF ANY):none
WHAT DO YOU DO IN THIS BAND ANYWAY: Bass, guitar, and tha vocals...with the occasional skin flute solo...........yeah i also update the site, and I DESIGNED IT MYSELF, WITHOUT THE HELP OF TRIPOD, AND I DIDNT HAVE ANYONE DO IT FOR ME.
FAVORITE SPORT(s):Soaping
FAVORITE TV SHOW(s):The Simpsons, Clerks TV, South Park, STAR TREK(any generation cept 4 ds9....that show sucked)
FAVORITE MOVIES:Clerks, Mallrats, Office Space, BASEketball, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES II: THE SECRET OF THE OOZE
IF YOU COULD MARRY A CELEBRITY WHO WOULD IT BE:Christina Aguilera
FAVORITE COLOR:BREW
FAVORITE FOOD:Pizza
IF YOU WERE A FLOWER WHICH ONE WOULD YOU BE:the one thats like almost dead, so all the other flowers wouldstart a foundation for me and do a tour called SCOTT AID and give me money
DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH:not really
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON:clerks tv, the simpsons, south park
IF YOU HAD YOUR ARM CUT OFF HOW WOULD YOU FEEL:light headed
SHAVE YOUR HEAD FOR $1,000 DOLLARS:hell yeah
WOULD YOU GO UP AND RANDOMLY KISS SOME ONE FOR 50 BUCKS:if they werent really ugly yeah
WHAT IS THE WORST MOVIE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN:any movie on the disney channel
WHAT IS THE WORST TV SHOW YOU'VE EVER SEEN:DADDIO
HOW MANY FINGERS DO YOU HAVE:11 oh yeah you know what i mean.
PEOPLE THAT KICK ASS:me, the band, fat mike from nofx, deron miller of cky, bam margera
PEOPLE THAT SUCK ASS:Anyone in a mega hardcore band, george w bush
WHAT MAKES A GIRL HOT:her body, face.........and she cant be a bitch
ISNT IT COOL HOW EVEYONE HATES US: yeah
WHOS THE BOSS?:alyssa milano. that show should have been named for her
BEST KINDS OF PIERCINGS TO GET:lower lip, eyebrow
DOGS OR CATS:dogs
PAUL REISER....WHATS UP WITH HIM:hes talks funny
IS IT PRONOUNCED RAW-MEN OR RAYMEN:RAWMEN
SIDEBURNS-COOL OR NOT:cool unless theyre huge
DO YOU SHAVE:yup
DO YOU WEAR UNDERWEAR:yeah i wear it to school cause i like showin off my nuts.
DO YOU WEAR SOCKS TO YOUR KNEES:if i feel like it
DO YOU PREFER CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA CAKE:marble
DO YOU LIKE SCHOOL:no
A FREE VACATION WHERE WOULD YOU GO: a cruise
DO YOU LIKE ROLLARCOASTERS: Fuck yeah.
HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT:50. my wifes will be baby factories
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL:0
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WATER-SKIING?:no
WOULD YOU GET IN A SHARK TANK?:yeah if the sharks were naked
DO YOU HAVE A CAR:no
HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT A FISH:yeah it was cool i ate him
DO YOU LIKE PIZZA:yes
DO YOU SHOWER OR TAKE BATHS:shower
HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WASH YOUR HAIR A DAY:1
DO YOU PREFER PEPSI OR COKE:coke....pepsi owns the world
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS:if they are sexy enough, yes
RIGHT OR LEFT HANDED:right
DO YOU HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR?: no im not funny at all
WHAT IS ONE THING YOU CAN'T DO: jack off with my left hand. its quite challenging
WHAT IS ONE WORD THAT YOU THINK IS OVER-USED?:like
DO YOU LIKE WHERE YOU LIVE:is it safe?
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE?:bad pavement while skating, and fuckin dogs that go crazy when you pass by them.
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS?:carousel-blink,here in your bedroom-goldfinger, suffer-homegrown,nowhere slow-homegrown, moron bros-NOFX
FAVORITE BANDS:blink, mxpx, nofx, lbj, tfp, sublime, rbf, homegrown, mmb, telegraph, goldfinger, allister, cky, deftones, suicide machines, and the youth ahead
WHY DO WE SUCK: because IM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.
GEAR: I play through a rack-mountable Hartke Model 2000 amplifier (pawn shop....oh yeah!) hooked to some no name home built cabinet with a 15 inch speaker and an 8 inch speaker that i got for like 80 dollars at a pawn shop (its the only way to shop). This system is hooked to a either a Peavey Milestone II International series four string bass or an Ibanez Roadstar II series 5 string bass (pawn shop as well) tuned EADGC. I sometimes run my instruments through a ZOOM 506 multi effects processor. And I almost forgot....soon I will be adding to the arsenal my sweet assed new guitar that im building. theres a pic or two in the pictures section. It's blue with a white pickguard. Look forward to hearing me on it for the first time sometime between 2 weeks and October 15th.
NAME: john joesphe jingerhimer smhit passalacqua
NICKNAME(s): fatty, loser, fagget, panzy, stinky john, john stilb
BIRTH DATE: 01/15/86 JOB (IF ANY): common street hooker
WHAT DO YOU DO IN THIS BAND ANYWAY: i play guitar and back up vocals
WHAT KIND OF INSTRUMENT DO YOU PLAY: skin flute
FAVORITE SPORT(s): fucking nascar
FAVORITE TV SHOW(s): clearks, salute your shorts,eurekas castle, are you afriad of the dark. pete&pete, the tomorrow poeple, welcome freshman, you cant do that on televison, sifl and olli
FAVORITE MOVIES: BASEketball, killer clowns from outer space, waynes world, better off dead
IF YOU COULD MARRY A CELEBRITY WHO WOULD IT BE: gwen stefani shes hotter then scotts sister
FAVORITE COLOR: yellow
FAVORITE FOOD: fucking canolli from mama lambardis
IF YOU WERE A FLOWER WHICH ONE WOULD YOU BE: a dandalion becouse i suck
DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH: non je regret
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON: clearks
IF YOU HAD YOUR ARM CUT OFF HOW WOULD YOU FEEL: like this: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPEND TO MY FUCKING ARM ITS GONE NOW IM ALL DEAF LEPARD. got it
SHAVE YOUR HEAD FOR $1,000 DOLLARS: ive done it for free
WOULD YOU GO UP AND RANDOMLY KISS SOME ONE FOR 50 BUCKS: i kiss random poeple for fun
WHAT IS THE WORST MOVIE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN: swamp thing
WHAT IS THE WORST TV SHOW YOU'VE EVER SEEN: hanging with mr cooper
HOW MANY FINGERS DO YOU HAVE: 21347867862056106575893751893657893658937658965407865136517893658937657905189743657834658936583475743-713-9571395306565784365389765364543.i478975964351706543074635632513hgwgjhgwkjhgw
PEOPLE THAT KICK ASS: me , jamie,mark,troy,elliot,old jimmy, band mates, josie, lindsey, kenan,dave kinda, air- ick, tinky tyler, frank,dustin,andrew lemin,godwin,tim,seth coombs, mr t, peter, the hot punks girls that like mark, any one that sux
PEOPLE THAT SUCK ASS: racists, drew fucking mayehn, ross fucking rosswell, me, dan staorey, arcidy, chris guolet, poeple that do drugs, poepll that smoke, poeple that drink, jocks, preps, tony danza, paul reaiser, mr hand he was a mean history teacher
WHAT MAKES A GIRL HOT: punk girls with short hair
ISNT IT COOL HOW EVEYONE HATES US: yeah i mean i dont even like us
WHOS THE BOSS?: tony fucking danza
BEST KINDS OF PIERCINGS TO GET: eyebrow lip or butt
DOGS OR CATS: cats
PAUL REISER....WHATS UP WITH HIM: i dont know i mean he was on mad about you witch sucked more balls then ben keyworth and dan storey combined and he was in aleans whats up with that, down with paul reiser
IS IT PRONOUNCED RAW-MEN OR RAYMEN: rawmen josie is wrong
SIDEBURNS-COOL OR NOT: fucking awsome
DO YOU SHAVE: my legs
DO YOU WEAR UNDERWEAR: i wear wemons under wear
DO YOU WEAR SOCKS TO YOUR KNEES:if i had socks that long id be to fucking cool to be doing this survey
DO YOU PREFER CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA CAKE: marble cake no frosting
DO YOU LIKE SCHOOL: it adds stabilty
A FREE VACATION WHERE WOULD YOU GO: home
DO YOU LIKE ROLLARCOASTERS: there all the fucking same
HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT: 1002
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL: ive had a saterday school and a inschool becouse im to punk for school
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WATER-SKIING?: no im not cool
WOULD YOU GET IN A SHARK TANK?: why not
DO YOU HAVE A CAR: i have a moped
HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT A FISH:
DO YOU LIKE PIZZA: only in newyork thats reel pizza
DO YOU SHOWER OR TAKE BATHS: both
HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WASH YOUR HAIR A DAY: i havnt washd my hai in a week
DO YOU PREFER PEPSI OR COKE: coke
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS: i am a ghost
RIGHT OR LEFT HANDED: right
DO YOU HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR?: i like good humor ice creAM
WHAT IS ONE THING YOU CAN'T DO: girls
WHAT IS ONE WORD THAT YOU THINK IS OVER-USED?: punk
DO YOU LIKE WHERE YOU LIVE: yes and no
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE?: i was bit by a hamster one time
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS?: what a shitty sommer lanemeyer, all i want is more rbf, mable, goldfinger, take on me aha, anything fucking 80s new wave like the cure or the cars or fucking duran duran there so amazingly awsome.
WHO ARE YOUR FAVIORTE BANDS:rbf,lanemyer,goldfinger,gob,blink182,nfg,lbc,jugheads revenge, h20, cky, rancid, nofx, old no doubt, 80s new wave, the hippos, jones soda rocks, dave methews ( that wasnt even funny), movielife for lindsey, stryder for anna and no use for a name for josie, skankin pickle, less than jake, make shift 3, mad caddies, misfits, bad religoin, dead kennedys, WHY DO WE SUCK : i dont know weve gotten bad without alex around, and cuz were not punk enough.
GEAR: John plays through a Crate GX-65 amp, with either, an Epiphone something or other, and a Music Man (we think it's a music man but the headstock is painted and is in the fender style and the tuners are all crooked, so we doubt that music man would do suck a thing, bu also it might be a fender with replaced tuners or somethin, ya never know oh erll, fuck.............................).
NAME: Zack
NICKNAME(s): Sur, bitch, sugar, delicious
BIRTH DATE: 6/4/48
JOB (IF ANY): Making fun of john
WHAT DO YOU DO IN THIS BAND ANYWAY: I dont know
WHAT KIND OF INSTRUMENT DO YOU PLAY: Drums, skin flute
FAVORITE SPORT(s): Artificial insemenation
FAVORITE TV SHOW(s): Family guy
FAVORITE MOVIES: Akira
IF YOU COULD MARRY A CELEBRITY WHO WOULD IT BE: Arthur (Just Kidding)
FAVORITE COLOR: FAVORITE FOOD: dogshit
IF YOU WERE A FLOWER WHICH ONE WOULD YOU BE: thats the worst question...
DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH: I could if i wanted....
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON: Space Ghost
IF YOU HAD YOUR ARM CUT OFF HOW WOULD YOU FEEL: bad
SHAVE YOUR HEAD FOR $1,000 DOLLARS: SOUNDS LIKE A WAGER
WOULD YOU GO UP AND RANDOMLY KISS SOME ONE FOR 50 BUCKS: ill do it for 50 cents
WHAT IS THE WORST MOVIE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN: Teenage mutant ninja turtles 3
WHAT IS THE WORST TV SHOW YOU'VE EVER SEEN: dr. quinn, medicine woman
HOW MANY FINGERS DO YOU HAVE: I'll have four once i finger you in the bottom
PEOPLE THAT KICK ASS: Aquabats, Dropkick Murphys
PEOPLE THAT SUCK ASS: Sum 41, john
WHAT MAKES A GIRL HOT: someone that doesnt suck
ISNT IT COOL HOW EVEYONE HATES US: in a way
WHOS THE BOSS?: tony danza
BEST KINDS OF PIERCINGS TO GET: not one in the eyebrow
DOGS OR CATS: cats
PAUL REISER....WHATS UP WITH HIM: you tell me
IS IT PRONOUNCED RAW-MEN OR RAYMEN: raymeeeeen
SIDEBURNS-COOL OR NOT: only on losers
DO YOU SHAVE: Once a month
DO YOU WEAR UNDERWEAR: thats for me to know and you to find out
DO YOU WEAR SOCKS TO YOUR KNEES: maybe
DO YOU PREFER CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA CAKE: chocolate
DO YOU LIKE SCHOOL: ha ha
A FREE VACATION WHERE WOULD YOU GO: hell
DO YOU LIKE ROLLARCOASTERS: yeah
HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT: its up to you...
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL: none
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WATER-SKIING?: no
WOULD YOU GET IN A SHARK TANK?: no
DO YOU HAVE A CAR: yes
HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT A FISH: several
DO YOU LIKE PIZZA: yes
DO YOU SHOWER OR TAKE BATHS: depends on who's with me
HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WASH YOUR HAIR A DAY: 0-1
DO YOU PREFER PEPSI OR COKE: pepsi
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS: no
RIGHT OR LEFT HANDED: i use feet
DO YOU HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR?: Fuck you
WHAT IS ONE THING YOU CAN'T DO: listen to rap for 6 minutes
WHAT IS ONE WORD THAT YOU THINK IS OVER-USED?: scotts-cool
DO YOU LIKE WHERE YOU LIVE: not really
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE?: dont really have one
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS?: Did you know that you spelled favorite wrong twice?
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVIORTE BANDS:
WHY DO WE SUCK: Im not the one who sucks, boye
GEAR: Zach plays Pearl drums (Export series), with a Yamaha snare (sometimes). He also uses a yamaha hipgig. He plays a 20 inch Zildjian K series custom dry light ride, a 20 inch Zildjian K series heavy ride, a 16 inch 802 series Paiste crash, an 8 inch 802 series Paiste splash, and 14 inch 802 series Paiste hi-hats. He uses Vic Firth stix, and he uses Remo heads on his Pearls.
NAME:ian
NICKNAME(s):spazz, gg jr
BIRTH DATE:n/a
JOB (IF ANY):blacklisted
WHAT DO YOU DO IN THIS BAND ANYWAY:bass, screaming at the band, demanding gg covers
FAVORITE SPORT(s):none
FAVORITE TV SHOW(s):simpsons
FAVORITE MOVIES:ones with tia bella
IF YOU COULD MARRY A CELEBRITY WHO WOULD IT BE:none
FAVORITE COLOR:grey
FAVORITE FOOD: pizza(everything on the food pyramid all in one)
IF YOU WERE A FLOWER WHICH ONE WOULD YOU BE:hybiscus
DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH:no senor
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON:simpsons
IF YOU HAD YOUR ARM CUT OFF HOW WOULD YOU FEEL:really fucking pissed
SHAVE YOUR HEAD FOR $1,000 DOLLARS: i'd do it for under 200$
WOULD YOU GO UP AND RANDOMLY KISS SOME ONE FOR 50 BUCKS:maybe, sexual harassment is what im afraid of more than mono and herpes
WHAT IS THE WORST MOVIE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN:Grim
WHAT IS THE WORST TV SHOW YOU'VE EVER SEEN:99% of everything on tv right now
HOW MANY FINGERS DO YOU HAVE:10
PEOPLE THAT KICK ASS:a lot.
PEOPLE THAT SUCK ASS:more than above
WHAT MAKES A GIRL HOT:few things
ISNT IT COOL HOW EVEYONE HATES US:yes.
WHOS THE BOSS?:tony danza or whoever saves Vita shoes (i'd kiss them for free)
BEST KINDS OF PIERCINGS TO GET:none
DOGS OR CATS:cats PAUL REISER....
WHATS UP WITH HIM:he did helen hunt
IS IT PRONOUNCED RAW-MEN OR RAYMEN: raymen
SIDEBURNS-COOL OR NOT:sometimes
DO YOU SHAVE:nope
DO YOU WEAR UNDERWEAR:boxers
DO YOU WEAR SOCKS TO YOUR KNEES:ankles
DO YOU PREFER CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA CAKE:chocolate
DO YOU LIKE SCHOOL:Hardly
A FREE VACATION WHERE WOULD YOU GO:france
DO YOU LIKE ROLLARCOASTERS:a lot
HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT:tentive
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL:suspeneded numerous times
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WATER-SKIING?:no
WOULD YOU GET IN A SHARK TANK?:for $$$$$
DO YOU HAVE A CAR:nope
HAVE YOU EVER CAUGHT A FISH:lots
DO YOU LIKE PIZZA:yes
DO YOU SHOWER OR TAKE BATHS:shower
HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WASH YOUR HAIR A DAY:1
DO YOU PREFER PEPSI OR COKE:they both suck, drink juice or water
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS:yes
RIGHT OR LEFT HANDED:can use both
DO YOU HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR?:yup
WHAT IS ONE THING YOU CAN'T DO:be good at bass
WHAT IS ONE WORD THAT YOU THINK IS OVER-USED?:self-esteem
DO YOU LIKE WHERE YOU LIVE:yes.
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE?:fake orgasms
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS?:genisis 12a, leaving babylon, i need adventure, NYC tonite.
FAVORITE BAND: cky, gg allin and the jabbers
WHY WE SUCK: Cause we play pop and call ourselfs punk. POP all the way. Scott and sir dont suck. they can actually play their instruments.
GEAR: Ian plays through either Scott's Peavy Microbass Amp, or through the other input jack in Scott's Hartke, because Ian's squier amp is a piece of shit. He had a squier affinity p-pass, but recently upgraded to a real Fender p-bass.